That awkward moment when you say something and...
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b4tmatt: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
ask-zoosmellpooplord: being a lovable ex-con with a heart of gold, obviously!
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ticktock-rin: blinkpink: ohblainerssss: leahidea: tallerghostwalt:flyingscotsman: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” ...
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