May 2012
thesassylorax:
majorasbitch:
theroachsalad:
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theyellovvbrickroad:
a fag walks into a gay bar
everybody is awed by the walking cigarette
partycrocanthem:
look out the window
no one is there
no one wants to watch you sleep its boring and youre ugly
ricksantorummpreg:
cheesemonkey119:
...
Watchhappyun-birthday:
elasticitymudflap:
laurakvstheworld:
I honestly feel 100% better after watching this.
safasf ierhr FUCK CALL LIFE ALERT
guys
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
buttgenie:
in math class today we were reviewing the Pythagorean Theorem and all the kids in my class kept calling it the Pyswagorian Theorem
cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
Watchdel3ted:
you wanna know what, same.
gabberstag:
sweetchaseyprince:
>roxy rpers that spell everything wrong and make her act slutty/dumb
zuky:
mishachu:
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
