thesassylorax: majorasbitch: theroachsalad: ...
theyellovvbrickroad: a fag walks into a gay bar everybody is awed by the walking cigarette
partycrocanthem: look out the window no one is there no one wants to watch you sleep its boring and youre ugly
ricksantorummpreg: cheesemonkey119: ...
happyun-birthday: elasticitymudflap: laurakvstheworld: I honestly feel 100% better after watching this. safasf ierhr FUCK CALL LIFE ALERT guys
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
pigeonsatan: orbitars: how to summon pigeon satan: draw pentagram sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
buttgenie: in math class today we were reviewing the Pythagorean Theorem and all the kids in my class kept calling it the Pyswagorian Theorem
cosmo-kramer-the-assman: vincent van gogh fuck yourself
del3ted: you wanna know what, same.
sweetchaseyprince: >roxy rpers that spell everything wrong and make her act slutty/dumb
zuky: mishachu: funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer...
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