scientistman:

664:

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

iphisesque:

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

brightlotusmoon:

greatmountainfloofsquatch:

bogwitch-extraordinaire:

TODAY IS PUNCTUATION DAY

Everyone vote for your favorite punctuation mark!

. (period)

, (comma)

! (exclamation point)

? (question mark)

; (semicolon)

: (colon)

- (hyphen)

– (en dash)

— (em dash)

’ (apostrophe)

“ ” (quotation marks)

OTHER (tell me in the tags!!)

See Results

If there’s enough interest or if Other wins the majority I’ll do a punctuation mark bracket!

Interrobang.

I voted semicolon but I love interrobang.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

thereschocolateonmykeyboard:

Okay, I saw this in a video and I just want to know if we‘re better than twitter, so:

2 + 2 x 4 =

16

12

8

Correct answer in the tags

Why would you do this you absolute psycho?

See Results

Please reblog for bigger sample size, yada yada yada.

Update: Surprisingly, we’re doing okay on the math, but unsurprisingly tumblr is once again proving that we have no reading comprehension.

ratpower1:

original from da vinki twins!!!

strawbebbie-dyke:

beemovieerotica:

wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?